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Prepare Yourself (posted March 29, 2008)
I Saw You (posted January 14, 2008)
The Primaries are the New Electoral College (posted January 9, 2008)
Nerding out on XMAS Eve (posted December 24, 2007)
internet trends (posted July 21, 2007)
random lesson from my past (posted May 19, 2007)
diner at the boulangerie (posted April 27, 2007)
my kurt vonnegut story (posted April 13, 2007)
a series of increasing infrequent events (posted March 24, 2007)
currency change (posted March 24, 2007)
a series of increasing infrequent events (posted March 24, 2007)
the best place to dance in portland is ... (posted March 22, 2007)
a note for "podcasters" (posted March 10, 2007)
geek culture (posted March 4, 2007)
the best part of waking up (posted February 1, 2007)
answers (fiction-ish) (posted January 28, 2007)
amazed (posted January 28, 2007)
observations (posted January 27, 2007)
From the Future (test) (posted January 14, 2007)
same old story (posted January 14, 2007)
dead (posted December 13, 2006)
today (posted November 23, 2006)
my wii code is (posted November 21, 2006)
new vimeo URL (posted November 18, 2006)
up to speed (posted October 17, 2006)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha (posted October 1, 2006)
touching base (posted September 23, 2006)
more medical bitching (posted September 11, 2006)
fall sick (posted September 11, 2006)
happy death porn day! (posted September 11, 2006)
monica (posted September 9, 2006)
yes they are (posted September 8, 2006)
fixed official USGS archive links (posted August 28, 2006)
portland (posted August 19, 2006)
head (posted August 19, 2006)
how to find an internet blowhard (posted August 7, 2006)
portland in a week (posted August 7, 2006)
your hookup (posted July 19, 2006)
dear man in handcuffs outside my window (posted July 19, 2006)
war games vs lebowski (posted July 19, 2006)
thank you, no (posted July 17, 2006)
long time (posted July 7, 2006)
on hangovers and guilt (posted June 11, 2006)
ugh (posted June 5, 2006)
train log! or is that tiles...you know, since we're on a track and all (posted June 4, 2006)
i have no words (posted May 30, 2006)
grumble (posted May 29, 2006)
crime blotter (posted May 22, 2006)
not above begging (posted April 29, 2006)
sleep/drink ratio (posted April 23, 2006)
kid stuff (posted April 20, 2006)
1906 Earthquake (posted April 18, 2006)
and to put it all in perspective (posted April 17, 2006)
feh redux (posted April 16, 2006)
feh (posted April 5, 2006)
the dent (posted March 25, 2006)
super double secret internet art phag project (posted March 9, 2006)
food intake (posted March 6, 2006)
random bits (posted March 4, 2006)
fucking redmond (posted February 27, 2006)
pending legal action (posted February 24, 2006)
recap (posted February 22, 2006)
business lingo (posted February 22, 2006)
i'm a horrible human being (posted February 13, 2006)
murder mystery (posted February 8, 2006)
grumble (posted February 7, 2006)
seattle radio (posted January 27, 2006)
definitions (posted January 27, 2006)
redeeming overly offensive insults, #2 in a series (posted January 24, 2006)
advice on selling out (posted January 21, 2006)
back online (posted January 15, 2006)
on beer bottles (posted January 6, 2006)
small thought (posted January 6, 2006)
dear straight women hairdressers (posted December 21, 2005)
a moment of bloggery (posted December 13, 2005)
an ode to the roller girls (posted November 29, 2005)
record archive closing? (posted November 21, 2005)
hot or not (posted November 4, 2005)
things you should be reading (posted November 2, 2005)
come with us and you will see ... (posted October 30, 2005)
there goes another one (posted October 11, 2005)
my old goth is better than your new goth (posted October 10, 2005)
portland business plan (posted October 9, 2005)
other bizarre ways to spend the evening (posted October 9, 2005)
bizarre ways to spend an evening (posted October 4, 2005)
or maybe join a Fight Club™ (posted October 1, 2005)
dream school graduation? (posted September 29, 2005)
awesome free science fiction comics (posted September 28, 2005)
what the hell is that on your shirt? (posted September 24, 2005)
back on flickr (posted September 20, 2005)
about a buck an ear (posted September 20, 2005)
daily show (posted September 19, 2005)
October 1st, 2005 (posted September 19, 2005)
desensatized again (posted September 17, 2005)
minor update (posted September 16, 2005)
old thought (posted September 14, 2005)
sure fire insomnia type cure (posted September 13, 2005)
rent (posted September 12, 2005)
future shock (posted September 10, 2005)
nerve (posted September 8, 2005)
ah yes (posted September 2, 2005)
geek news that seems a little irrelevant, but life needs to go on (posted September 2, 2005)
jesus christ (posted August 31, 2005)
portland tidbit (posted August 22, 2005)
you want to hear about portland? (posted August 22, 2005)
tiny update (posted August 18, 2005)
arrived (posted August 6, 2005)
headed offline for a bit (posted July 31, 2005)
second verse, not same as the first (posted July 16, 2005)
airplanes (posted July 14, 2005)
too late (posted July 13, 2005)
new technology (posted July 11, 2005)
is a freakout inevitable? (posted July 7, 2005)
things you can stop saying (posted July 6, 2005)
meta business (posted July 4, 2005)
to all the "as long is it's technology it's legal" wonks out there (posted June 29, 2005)
rum has betrayed me (posted June 28, 2005)
ani difranco rock music redux (posted June 25, 2005)
the plan (posted June 22, 2005)
random junk (posted June 21, 2005)
i smell dead people (posted June 20, 2005)
rum makes the conscious steam like a river ... or something (posted June 20, 2005)
cut that shit out (posted June 19, 2005)
busy busy busy (posted June 17, 2005)
woof (posted June 15, 2005)
the boy who cried wolf (posted June 10, 2005)
random thought (posted June 9, 2005)
dum dum dum, da...oh, fuck it (posted May 25, 2005)
the inescapable blog (posted May 24, 2005)
drinking the blogaid (posted May 4, 2005)
two items in queer freaks whom we love news (posted May 3, 2005)
back from toronto (posted May 1, 2005)
he is our hero (posted April 25, 2005)
now with liquid moss center! (posted April 25, 2005)
note to self (posted April 21, 2005)
alanstorm.com (posted April 20, 2005)
lamest ritual ever (posted April 19, 2005)
the internet isn't broken... (posted April 6, 2005)
view from my new cube space (posted March 30, 2005)
first one here (posted March 29, 2005)
craig's list (posted March 23, 2005)
sick again (posted March 20, 2005)
on the insipidness of the google weblog (posted March 17, 2005)
my cubemate (posted March 15, 2005)
tech gltiches (posted March 9, 2005)
fuck you science (posted March 7, 2005)
this guy's probably a banker now (posted March 6, 2005)
Quod erat demonstrandum (posted March 4, 2005)
kiwi moo (posted March 3, 2005)
the real danger of climate change (posted February 17, 2005)
yaaaaawwwwwwwn, strreeeeeetch (posted February 12, 2005)
unfortunate name (posted February 6, 2005)
rip rip rip (posted February 2, 2005)
dear prescription drug industry (posted January 22, 2005)
much longer than the events warrant (posted January 16, 2005)
new job (posted January 16, 2005)
ha (posted January 12, 2005)
tv shows you should be watching (posted January 11, 2005)
protection racket (posted January 10, 2005)
free usgs photographs (posted January 8, 2005)
demoralizing (posted January 6, 2005)
the caves of sick (posted January 5, 2005)
my body is revolting (posted December 30, 2004)
priorities (posted December 30, 2004)
rochester gas and electric (posted December 22, 2004)
cookies (posted December 17, 2004)
behind the times (posted December 16, 2004)
when I was cool (posted December 15, 2004)
best sex ed flash movie ever (posted December 14, 2004)
charlie and the chocolate factory (posted December 11, 2004)
mars edit (posted December 11, 2004)
sex advice from ... (posted December 11, 2004)
you are all fools (posted November 29, 2004)
giant step backwards (posted November 4, 2004)
stuck in a rut (posted October 31, 2004)
core dump (posted October 25, 2004)
reality porn (posted October 19, 2004)
request (posted October 15, 2004)
just wondering ... (posted October 15, 2004)
city life (posted September 25, 2004)
dear intorweb, shut up (posted September 24, 2004)
more rnc (posted September 15, 2004)
republican convention (posted September 5, 2004)
i'm busy, but I feel this is needed as a public service message (posted September 3, 2004)
Portland Itinerary (posted August 6, 2004)
sniff sniff (posted August 6, 2004)
life in the city (posted August 1, 2004)
failure of lollapalooza (posted July 14, 2004)
how's your holiday weekend so far alan? (posted July 4, 2004)
alanstorm.com (posted June 29, 2004)
dear generation X (posted June 20, 2004)
it's been a while since I exploited my cat (posted June 20, 2004)
punctuation matters, as illustrated by spam subject lines (posted June 16, 2004)
crass capitalism (posted June 10, 2004)
welcome to hell (posted June 6, 2004)
stupid date tricks (posted June 5, 2004)
from the "fake products alan once made up" file (posted June 1, 2004)
elsewhere (posted June 1, 2004)
would you like to play a game of chess (posted May 31, 2004)
my alarm clock this morning (posted May 24, 2004)
a brief pause for something important (posted May 24, 2004)
how is it ... (posted May 23, 2004)
oh oh oh (posted May 21, 2004)
in which Alan gets mugged (posted May 20, 2004)
... (posted May 18, 2004)
torture (posted May 9, 2004)
so nerdy (posted May 5, 2004)
BBEdit Movable Type Glossary (posted May 3, 2004)
shoot the criminal (posted May 3, 2004)
gak (posted April 27, 2004)
a message for the hugely pregnant generation X (posted April 23, 2004)
now in the project archives (posted April 21, 2004)
applescript for local validation of HTML files redux (posted April 20, 2004)
note from the visual director (posted April 16, 2004)
applescript for local validation of HTML files (posted April 16, 2004)
president fuckwit (posted April 14, 2004)
bitch (posted April 9, 2004)
other wonders of the modern age (posted April 9, 2004)
hi men (posted April 9, 2004)
please stop (posted April 1, 2004)
tom robbins on (among other things) fame. (posted April 1, 2004)
more fun with google (posted April 1, 2004)
alan plays corporate whore (posted March 31, 2004)
fuck you UPS (posted March 25, 2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ... (posted March 23, 2004)
things you never want to hear from "colleagues" (posted March 18, 2004)
gah (posted March 13, 2004)
the lord's itch is with thee: blessed art thou among women (posted March 9, 2004)
the american people (posted March 7, 2004)
sunday's desktop (posted March 7, 2004)
yahoo's new search (posted March 6, 2004)
good thing they only go to an 11 (posted March 3, 2004)
the dreamers (posted March 2, 2004)
just so you know (posted March 1, 2004)
fake spring (posted March 1, 2004)
biweekly note to self (posted February 25, 2004)
in the butt?!?!?!?! (posted February 25, 2004)
god bless the internet, part 354 (posted February 24, 2004)
dear democrats (posted February 22, 2004)
more free (legal) music (posted February 19, 2004)
free (legal) music (posted February 16, 2004)
Dear my stupid homophobic country, (posted February 16, 2004)
on god (posted February 15, 2004)
i found my candidate (posted February 11, 2004)
half way there (posted February 10, 2004)
spiritual decay (posted February 10, 2004)
I wish ... (posted February 5, 2004)
the opposite of profound (posted January 27, 2004)
purge (posted January 22, 2004)
get ready for it (posted January 22, 2004)
Get crackin' (posted January 16, 2004)
new front page (posted January 16, 2004)
why george w. bush wants us to "gain a new foothold on the moon" (posted January 14, 2004)
google fun (posted January 12, 2004)
the infinite shoe box (posted January 12, 2004)
cliche (posted January 11, 2004)
irony isn't dead, it's just been skull fucked and locked in the basement for later use (posted January 7, 2004)
don't know why I came here tonight (posted January 5, 2004)
places I have been so far, not counting airports and drive throughs (posted January 4, 2004)
the hardest page to find on the IRS site (posted December 30, 2003)
fakin' bacon vs. the real thing (posted December 29, 2003)
cat un-dilemma #65 (posted December 29, 2003)
take my country ... please! (posted December 29, 2003)
(not so) fun alan fact (posted December 28, 2003)
Return of the King (posted December 22, 2003)
alan, look into this (posted December 20, 2003)
Women in Refrigerators (posted December 18, 2003)
The Man Who Would Be Queen (posted December 18, 2003)
in the news (posted December 14, 2003)
bloodier fuck (posted December 13, 2003)
eyesore of the month (posted December 12, 2003)
Dear Rochester, (posted December 10, 2003)
She picks up a Bugatti's momentum ... (posted December 7, 2003)
mazel tov! (posted December 7, 2003)
mystery function G ... (posted December 2, 2003)
cat v spouse (posted December 1, 2003)
greatest hits (posted December 1, 2003)
I win one (posted December 1, 2003)
what would we do without the land of the rising sun (posted November 29, 2003)
my thanksgiving weekend customer service hell (posted November 28, 2003)
smart queers? (posted November 27, 2003)
alas (posted November 25, 2003)
why your author pays no attention to the prime rate (posted November 25, 2003)
ho ho f-ing ho (posted November 14, 2003)
stupid pathetic internet (posted November 12, 2003)
Public Service Announcement (posted November 11, 2003)
stupid fantasies (posted November 10, 2003)
An Unedited Excerpt (posted November 9, 2003)
meh, part 207 (posted November 5, 2003)
now, with 10% more queer! (posted November 4, 2003)
geek news (rss) (posted November 2, 2003)
the good, the bad and the ugly (posted November 2, 2003)
do not try (posted October 30, 2003)
Anais Nin and Johnny Cash (posted October 28, 2003)
bister (posted October 28, 2003)
another childhood memory bites the dust. (posted October 28, 2003)
... (posted October 26, 2003)
only in toronto (posted October 25, 2003)
Dear Boston City Planners, (posted October 22, 2003)
boom (posted October 21, 2003)
the past few days can be summed up as follows (posted October 16, 2003)
everyone ... (posted October 13, 2003)
horrible words (posted October 11, 2003)
Well that Sucks. (posted October 10, 2003)
Dear America, (posted October 8, 2003)
Advantages of not having a full time lover #142 (posted October 6, 2003)
The Poorly Aging Hipster Refuses to Die (posted October 3, 2003)
today I got three things (posted October 3, 2003)
group therapy (posted October 2, 2003)
cold (posted October 1, 2003)
update on me (posted September 30, 2003)
no snake worship ... yet (posted September 30, 2003)
how big a geek am I? (posted September 30, 2003)
truth (posted September 29, 2003)
more on Toronto (posted September 28, 2003)
ouch ouch ouch (posted September 27, 2003)
for the love of fuck (posted September 25, 2003)
where (posted September 24, 2003)
things to do in Toronto when you're stalking an old acquaintance (posted September 23, 2003)
bah, a pox on my corporate library (posted September 22, 2003)
slack slack slack (posted September 22, 2003)
damn it (posted September 20, 2003)
maintenance (posted September 19, 2003)
stalking prep (posted September 15, 2003)
updates (posted September 14, 2003)
more desktops (posted September 14, 2003)
got them a tour, no no no no (posted September 11, 2003)
yeah! I mean boo! I mean I don't know anymore (posted September 10, 2003)
plot (posted September 7, 2003)
fuck (posted September 2, 2003)
2AM in the parking lot (posted September 1, 2003)
house house house (posted August 30, 2003)
dear madonna (posted August 29, 2003)
just like high school (posted August 26, 2003)
ha (posted August 25, 2003)
spearhead (posted August 25, 2003)
from the message logs (posted August 20, 2003)
image dump #2 (posted August 18, 2003)
make $2 (posted August 17, 2003)
blah (posted August 17, 2003)
psychiatric advice (posted August 17, 2003)
google (posted August 16, 2003)
please shut up (posted August 16, 2003)
a mighty wind (posted August 16, 2003)
also (posted August 15, 2003)
crapsuckular (posted August 15, 2003)
fix (posted August 13, 2003)
image dump #1 (posted August 12, 2003)
not quiet (posted August 12, 2003)
quiet (posted August 11, 2003)
a very dead horse that still needs the occasional beat down (posted August 11, 2003)
Nope, nothing wrong with porn at all. Good clean american fun (posted August 10, 2003)
busy (posted August 10, 2003)
personal hygiene information that no one asked for, and that I'd probably be best keeping to myself (posted August 4, 2003)
because killing machine always looks good on a resume (posted August 2, 2003)
old stuff (posted July 29, 2003)
BuyMusic (posted July 29, 2003)
go figure (posted July 28, 2003)
synonyms needed (posted July 26, 2003)
impeachable offense (posted July 26, 2003)
roundup (posted July 25, 2003)
ye old desperate man (posted July 25, 2003)
The NBA, ESPN et. all are all on list list (posted July 21, 2003)
demoralized (posted July 21, 2003)
thanks to king george (posted July 19, 2003)
how to amuse the public (posted July 19, 2003)
wwjd (posted July 19, 2003)
emusic (posted July 18, 2003)
50 cent (posted July 17, 2003)
milestones (posted July 17, 2003)
happy fucking birthday .... (posted July 16, 2003)
tired (posted July 9, 2003)
playing (posted July 5, 2003)
bad bad vegan (posted July 4, 2003)
professional woes (posted July 2, 2003)
fuck all'ye all (posted July 1, 2003)
my favorite hag ... (posted June 30, 2003)
less than wise (posted June 30, 2003)
five inches back (posted June 30, 2003)
July (posted June 30, 2003)
summer haunts (posted June 24, 2003)
errors in alan's code (posted June 24, 2003)
dear parents (posted June 22, 2003)
once again (posted June 19, 2003)
observations from the laundromat that had me both amused and disturbed (posted June 18, 2003)
this morning (posted June 17, 2003)
thrift stores (posted June 14, 2003)
queer action idea (posted June 13, 2003)
oh yeah (posted June 10, 2003)
recently told to me ... (posted June 10, 2003)
buzzz (posted June 6, 2003)
stupid (posted June 4, 2003)
sometimes ... (posted June 3, 2003)
her (posted May 30, 2003)
stupid (posted May 29, 2003)
no more redirect (posted May 28, 2003)
Don't let them bring you down (posted May 27, 2003)
more on the matrix (posted May 26, 2003)
spam spam spam (posted May 26, 2003)
iTrick (posted May 26, 2003)
new digs (posted May 25, 2003)

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