answers (fiction-ish)
Look, I could answer your question, but of the three or four possible answers there are, none of them will do you any good.
What?
Well, one answer will give you the smug satisfaction of spotting one of your own, another will just light a fire under your ass to prove me wrong, and the third and fourth would brand me an outsider and, somewhat ironically, trigger an rational yet completely jack-assed pile of hate from you towards me. So, “What am I”? Not going home with you tonight, that’s what.
Originally Posted January 28, 2007