fucking redmond
I’m coming to terms with Seattle, but Redmond can suck the left one as far as I’m concerned.
Today, at ye olde Fred Meyer, a woman was convinced I swiped her parking spot.
Any jutifiable rage she might have had (I honestly can’t say if I “stole” the spot or not), was lost when she started to let the air out of my tires.
Fortunately, after she’d called me a shitty assholes from her car window, I had the presence of mind to hang around the store front in case she tried to mess with my car (I was being paranoid and expecting a keying).
After she got a parking spot (about a whole seven spots back) she made a b-line for my car, got on her knees and started letting the air of my tires.
I ran outside and eloquently said “What the fuck do you think you’re doing”.
She then informed me it was “A lesson for you”, and as she quickly walked into the store I once again pulled out the charm and class by yelling “Grow up you fucking bitch”.
This town can choke on Jamie Zawinski’s proverbial bucket of cocks as far as I’m concerned.
Originally Posted February 27, 2006