long time
Hello my little chickadees, I’m sure you’re all wondering if I still love you.
The truth is I never loved you, I was just using you as an emotional security blanket because I never learned how to properly deal with the world.
That and the sex. You know, the blogsex.
I have been back to the east coast, and all was well, except it was the east coast. I have returned to the west coast, just in time to receive a piece of mail saying I have to report for jury duty on the east coast.
God smiles at me, for jury duty is intended for 1. the weak minded and 2. those who enjoy pretending they’re better than you by participating in tasks performed by the weak minded.
Microsoft jail ends in a month. I return, in August1, to Portland where the women love me, and even in the trendy neighborhood they say fuck off to the Apple Store.
Adieu Adieu Redmond, may we never cross paths again.
1. Meant both ways, just like me.
Originally Posted July 07, 2006